metrosexual

A metrosexual is a heterosexual man who regularly takes a bath thereby achieving the distinguished body odor usually attributed to homosexuals.

"There's no smell of beer and cigarettes on him. He must be a metrosexual."

by ArtDeco October 20, 2007

metrosexual

See Henry Tang

That shirt is so Henry Tang. If the shirt is deep purple and velvet.

by Ayush November 11, 2003

metrosexual

a straight person who dresses up like a gay person like wearing tight tops and etc u know

only one example RYAN MATHERS

by daryl rolland November 24, 2004

metrosexual

A straight man who cares about his looks a lot. very vain, and might even look gay.

metrosexuality is NOW.

by shaft March 29, 2004

metrosexual

a person who defines being, existence, therefore love and sex as convenience food. the opposite of savage love

this metrosexual century will not allow me to feed on love. after 7 abortions I am starving for love and cannot find anything short of a relationship that bans craziness.

by marie lascombes June 18, 2004

geo metrosexual

intrinsic definition of metrosexual, an idiomatic obfuscation of asexual or sexual in any manner about which one is confused or ashamed.

emotional dishonesty+cheap shoes=geo metrosexual

by lexicali slim September 21, 2009

Metrosexual Hipster

Dresses like a flamboyantly gay man to stand out of the male crowd but ends up looking like a complete tool.

"Ian Hecox is gay because he is a metrosexual hipster"

by NationalPokedex December 25, 2012