Typical a white, liberal male, who enjoys playing guitar and riding horses. Strictly against guns and loves wearing hipster clothing. Master of latin, and often enjoys the occational night out at nearby parks.
Wow, that metrosexual really loves horse-back riding and spending ridiculous amounts of money on strikingly similar guitars.
by ponytailman November 30, 2016
A man that takes care of his body like a woman. For example; laser hair removal treatments, waxings, makeup. Pedicures and manicures. Now not all hetro-metrosexual's have to do all these things together to be labeled as such. Some may only enjoy body lotions and professional massages. Another only paint his toenails. Myself for example; I'm a hetro metrosexual who paints his toenails blue, purple, or any color he wants; he gets brazilian laser treatments, body lotions; also professional massages to relieve body aches and stress; he does not wear make-up that's his own personal line he will not cross. I also get leg waxings. Yet another man may only wear make-up yet do none of the other things, I just mentioned. We are all different all have are own unique tastes in how we feel comfortable in our own skin. And really that's all it's about being comfortable in your own skin; were all different all unique. But we are all 100% attracted to the opposite sex. No bi-curiosity whatsoever!
That guy isn't gay he's hetro metrosexual. I've seen him with his Wife he can't get enough of her. And when a hot looking woman walks by he looks twice! Never seen him look at a man.
by xbox360blue July 8, 2015
by Alibaster Slim August 6, 2012
by car freak October 7, 2003
No, no, no, no, NO! You are all wrong! none of the definitions of "metrosexual" in UD are correct!
A metrosexual is a man or a woman that will only agree to commit sexual intercourse if it's inside or in the immediate vicinity of a metro.
A metrosexual is a man or a woman that will only agree to commit sexual intercourse if it's inside or in the immediate vicinity of a metro.
*while on a subway*
Guy 1: Omg, did you see that? we just passed two people having sex!
Guy 2: No big deal, they are just metrosexuals.
Guy 1: Omg, did you see that? we just passed two people having sex!
Guy 2: No big deal, they are just metrosexuals.
by Fruitfly July 19, 2012
A pathetic loser who has fallen into the consumer trap of thinking that he needs ultra-expensive but utterly useless skin care\hair care products and has a taste in clothing that would make a circus clown blush with embarassment.
It's really in th best interest of large corporations to turn us all into the ideal consumer,...a metrosexual.
by Aramchek November 6, 2003
Ben Affleck is a metrosexual.
by A. Nonimo November 10, 2003