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Joining the mets team and playing like crap.

Referring to Met fans having ridiculously unrealistic views about their bad team.
Roberto Alomar caught Metitis and his career was finished.

Jeff Kent is a Metitis survivor and has gone on to have a great career.

Billy just said Jose Valentin is the best second baseman in the league, he must have Metitis.
by Mike Geesh May 09, 2007

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