A once well respected Thrash Metal band in the 80's which turned into one of the worst bands in the 90's, following the release of their Self-Titled Album (A.K.A. The Black Album). They used to be extremely talented in the Metal scene, writing legendary songs such as Seek & Destroy, For Whom The Bell Tolls, Fight Fire With Fire, Master Of Puppets (Which is also arguably one of their best Albums), Welcome Home (Sanitarium), Battery, One, ...And Justice For All, Blackened and a few others. Their downfall began when Black Album released which had a more mainstream Radio-Friendly sound to it, and classic Metallica fans hated the new sound the band had. Enter Sandman, The Unforgiven, Nothing Else Matters, Sad But True are all generic songs which sounded like complete shit and didn't deserve to be their most popular songs they ever wrote. Sure, they did a comeback with their releases like Death Magnetic and Hardwired... to Self-Destruct, but that's a different story. Nowadays, Metallica are a rich band filled with posers who only care about Money and not the quality of a song.
Black Album and St. Anger are 2 of Metallica's worst Albums to date which tainted, completely ruined their career and now they're complete faggots. They are the Metal equivalent to EA.
by NepgearAfficionado April 24, 2022
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One of the greatest American heavy metal bands of all time. Frequently seen written on the t-shirts of people who know nothing about Metallica.
Person 1: Nice Metallica shirt, what's your favorite album?
Person 2: My favorite what?
Person 1: Your favorite album from Metallica.
Person 2: ...
Person 1: The band?
Person 2: ...
Person 1: "EXIT LIGHT?" -plays air guitar-
Person 2: I... think I should go...
Person 1: -walks away backwards- YOU ARE THE UNFORGIVEN
by Jack, yep that one August 23, 2019
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Metallica: a band only homosexuals listen to.
"I listen to Metallica."
"Oh so you're gay?"
by TechLord7973 September 8, 2021
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Metallica is my all time favourite metal band

My favourite albums are

1. Kill Em All
2. Ride The Lightning

3. Master Of puppets
4. Black Album
5 .... And Justice For All
by Rotten Turkey November 8, 2022
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the action of making out in a secret alleyway meshed with the fact of going out of your way to hide the boy/girl from your parents that you’re not allowed to see/spend time with.
Chad: “Dude, I cranked metallica so hard with Brittney last night. It was so lit.”

Jeff: “Woah, what does it mean to ‘crank metallica’”?

Chad: “It means to make out in a secret alleyway, man.”

Jeff: “Woah DUDE! I wish I could have cranked some hard metallica with Jessica at that party last weekend.”

Chad: “Don’t worry bro. You’ll get your chance to crank metallica someday.”

cranking metallica: to make out in secret: specifically in an alleyway
by urbdic7 October 1, 2020
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