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Mental Boner 

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Thinking of naughty things you could do to a girl without popping a boner.
Gabe: "Dude look at Amber dance."
John: "Yo! I had a Mental Boner looking at her."
Mental Boner by Candles18 July 9, 2011
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Metal boner • Mental Boner • meta-boner • Congressional Medal of Boner • metal head • Metal • Metal Gear • Metal Elitist • Metal Gear Solid • metal mouth

mental boner 

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it’s like a regular boner but for your brain and is mostly revolves around a quality that you admire in someone.
The fact that she fills my mind with ideas gives me a mental boner.
mental boner by YuOfTheNight January 8, 2020
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meta-boner 

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n. not a full erection, but still erect.
Hey baby, you just gave me a meta-boner, you should make me even more hard.
meta-boner by Iceman317215 October 17, 2010
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Congressional Medal of Boner 

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The highest recognition given to deserving patriots of the sex industry who go beyond the call of booty, usually awarded by lawmakers (hence Congressional).
Mary Jane is awarded the Congressional Medal of Boner for her erotic deeds.
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Nutshot 

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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
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Nerd neck 

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A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
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