Mesut Ozil (aka better than Zidane) is simply the greatest midfielder ever to grace the football pitch. Ozil can see things on the pitch other players can't. A brilliant player with vision for the assists. (If you're single then Ozil can find you a girlfriend) He plays for the greatest and most glorious club in London called Arsenal F.C and Arsenal fans love him but most rival fans hate him because they are so fucking deluded and also because deep down they know how good Mesut Ozil actually is and they can't have him at their club so they are just jealous.
Guy1: Mate have you seen Arsenal won 3-0 against Manchester United today?
Guy2: Yeah lad, and Mesut Ozil scored a beautiful goal with two assists, a superb performance from him.
Deluded Rival Fan: He is still a flop, Mata is better!
Guy1, Guy2: And you are a virgin you fucking nonce!
Deluded Rival Fan: *Thinking* Holy shit! how do they know that?
Guy2: Yeah lad, and Mesut Ozil scored a beautiful goal with two assists, a superb performance from him.
Deluded Rival Fan: He is still a flop, Mata is better!
Guy1, Guy2: And you are a virgin you fucking nonce!
Deluded Rival Fan: *Thinking* Holy shit! how do they know that?
by ConorLAD January 25, 2016