Top Definition
An un-maintained females pubic area or perception on seeing a female that their pubic area will be extremely unpleasant on viewing.
'' bet she has got a messy sandwich as well ewww ''

'' sort your messy sandwich out ''

'' that's one hell of a messy sandwich you've got there ''
by samosaman23 January 14, 2012

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