A Messer is someone who cuts off their pubic hair, rolls it in paper, and then offers it to others to smoke. Originating from its inventors surname who famously filmed the first ever successful "Mess"
"I dont care if he is a Messer, he just gave me a fag....."
by Mack10 May 12, 2006
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Messer is that one handsome fucker that always wears a tropical themed shirt on Tuesday’s, and acts generally pleasant. Most people think he’s a nut case, but is actually quite sweet, while still being a nut case.
Person 1: What day is it?
Person 2: Since Messer is wearing another Hawaiian shirt, I’d say it’s Tuesday.
Person 1: He still does that?
Person 2: Sadly
by Big Noot April 9, 2019
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A trashy redneck slore of MTV 'fame'.
OMG, did you see Teen Mom 2 last night? That redneck slore, Leah Messer admitted she cheated on The Woodchuck, Corey AGAIN!
by trickbiatch February 8, 2012
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A person that is always messing up another person's plans.
Did Devon ask Jesse if he wanted to go to the show?
No, because she is a messer-upper and she always ruins his plans.
by Mickel Smith August 31, 2007
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Liz Messer is a typical white girl, who gets starbucks everyday, has an iphone, wears uggs, and sweaters but its ok because shes better than you. All the guys love her, especially Rutter. girls envy her, boys drool over her. everyone loves liz. and yes, she is the girl who has the hashtag lizmesserstyle. dont hate on her because you all know she better than andrew rutter. amanda is her right hand man btw. she loves food and tumblr so i guess she even more white. she hates sports so dont ever talk about sports to her or else she'll make everyone hate you because shes def the most popular girl in Springfield. the most hipster person you will ever meet. if you ever happen to run into her, you better bow down to her because shes the baddest out there. tender hearted girl and she makes the best faces. she has the biggest booty in the whoolleee school. she has long light brown flowing hair like rapunzel. always praise liz
"that girl is such a liz messer"
"damn straight she is, hipster status."
by meow mix1234567890 October 1, 2013
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how american commentators say Lionel Messi when they dont know who he is
"then ther goes laionel messer with a touchdo- i-i mean a goal.
by ticket995light October 28, 2023
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