Top Definition
A disease that affects the chode. It's impossible for this area to not to grow dickcheese and fungus. If this is not taken care of there's no way you'll ever have sex again. Pray to the god's that you never contract Mercil.
I stopped hanging out with Derrick, you know he got the Mercil?
by JohnnyWellens August 28, 2009

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