The poor man's Farrari. Not as fast, over rated. Anything older than a 2000 Mercedes looks like an old people's car. Farrari will beat it in a race. Farrari is known as the fastest car that's why people know it. Mercedes is #2, get over it.
Jon: You dude check out my Mercedes-Benz yo it's so "gangsta"
Derek: Umm..I bought a Farrari, it's faster and better than your benz.
Jon: Dammit.. your right
Derek: So I guess yoll be retiring in the fall right?
Jon: No what are you talking about!?
Derek: It was a joke dude, you drive that old man's Benz
Jon: O ya... damn I wish I bought a Farrari
Derek: So next time don't make a mistake by buying a Benz, next time step it up and buy a Farrari
One of the two finest automobile companies in the world. Mercedes and BMW are the ultimate contenders for mass-production high-quality cars. Nobody can fucking step to them.
American: I love my Ford.
European: You are truly a fucking idiot, Mercedes and BMW rule the world.
American: I know, but since I am a lazy motherfucker I do not know these things, and I am too blind to see the truth.
Mercedes-Benz is one of the best car manufactures in the world. They produce a car with perfect blend of quality, saftey, performance, and luxary that no other car company can, with the exception of BMW and Volvo.
Japanese cars have the almost the same long lasting qualities, but not the saftey and solid-ness.
American cars just blow.
Evan: I got into a car accident today, I was blind sided by a guy running a red light.
Adam: How are you at the gym, if you were in a car accident earlier today?
Evan: Because I was driving a Mercedes-Benz.
Adam: Wow, what kind of car was the other guy driving?
Evan: A Chevy Cavalier. Hes in intensive care at the hospital right now, he should be alright.
Adam: Its a good thing you spend a few extra bucks for a Mercedes, not only is it sexy looking, its also the safest mass-produced car on the market.
Evan: Yeah, im going to buy a new one tomorrow.
One of the most reknowned manufacturer of luxury automobiles, based in Germany. Founded by Gottlieb Daimler and Karl Benz, registered the first automobile patent. Mercedes-Benz is now a part of the DaimlerChrysler auto group.
Model range includes the A-Class (compact), C-Class (smaller sedan), E-Class (mid-size sedan), S-Class (luxury sedan), CLK-Class (mid-size coupe), SLK-Class (smaller roadster), CL-Class (luxury coupe), SL-Class (roadster), M-Class (SUV), and the G-Class (premium/limited production SUV).
Mercedes-Benz is a luxury car company based in Germany. Mercedes builds fast, safe, and well-riding cars and trucks for personal and some industrial use. Despite historically being reliable, UNBIASED magazines such as Consumer Reports have stated that Mercedes cars and trucks shipped to the United States are very unreliable and are thus not reccomended.
I was driving my cool new Mercedes-Benz E320 Bluetec to the diesel station, but then my engine broke down. Guess I'll need to shell out $8000 for the dealership to look at it.
One of the finest cars in the world. They are luxurious, reliable and beautiful. The name is a byword for quality, customer car and luxury. Unfortunately in the mid 1990s the company started cutting corners and the quality dropped.
Luckily Mercedes Benz has started making great cars again. Since 2007, the quality of their cars have drastically improved
There are two types of cars in the world, there are cars and there are Mercedes-Benz.
My W124 has never has ANY problems. It is still tight as a drum and runs like it is brand new after 18 hard years and 157,000 miles on the clock
A car company that was created by the inventor of the gas-powered automobile, Karl Benz. Often sterotyped as "the rich man's car".
I saw a modded Cobra get smoked by a stock Mercedes-Benz E55 AMG
The drivers of Mercedes-benz are the MOST STUCK UP drivers in the world. Even if they're driving a 20 year old beat up benz they have the largest ego and attitude of anyone on the road.
I was in a new jag and I had Mercedes-Benz Drivers giving me snooty looks like they were better than me.