Top Definition
A prim and proper bald man who gleefully endures enormous cocks up his ass, constantly smiling and blurting out humorless wisecracks.
Ronny: Wow, that unfunny bald man is really getting fucked by that huge heavy duty cock!!

Davey: I know what a Mephat!!
by Ugly PUG May 13, 2010

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