Detective: What the fuck happened here.
Officer #1: Menstrual mashing sir...menstrual mashing.
Detective: My god.
Officer #1: Menstrual mashing sir...menstrual mashing.
Detective: My god.
by Logan Howell, Sam Bilyeu May 9, 2008
boy 1: do you know what a menstrual cycle is?
boy 2: a good way to get around town thats what it is.
boy 2: a good way to get around town thats what it is.
by i love shrek November 19, 2015
A Menstrual Cocktail can be seen as a slang or a "dressy" interchangeable option for the sexual act of getting one's "red wings." However, there are slight differences. When one gets their red wings, they are pretty much aware that the girl is on their period, whereas a Menstrual Cocktail is received completely out of nowhere. You don't ask for it, you don't know about it. It just happens. The "cocktail" is related to fancy parties, which usually snobby "dignified" guests attend.
When the cocktail is delivered, (this part is important,) the girl will act like it WAS NO BIG FUCKING DEAL THAT SHE JUST MENSTRUAL LASERED THE WRONG DAMN LIQUID IN YOUR MOUTH and will most likely play it off with a slight hint of embarrassment. Or, if she is really fucking demented, WILL LAUGH ABOUT IT CAUSE HEY, IT'S TOTALLY FUNNY SKEETING PERIOD BLOOD IN SOMEONE'S UNKNOWING MOUTH.
I dunno about you girls out there, but for future moms it should go in your "what mommy needs to tell daughter" handbook that skeeting period blood into someone's mouth, whether they be male or female is just fucking wrong. I CAN'T DRINK RED KOOL AID ANYMORE GOD DAMN IT ;^;
When the cocktail is delivered, (this part is important,) the girl will act like it WAS NO BIG FUCKING DEAL THAT SHE JUST MENSTRUAL LASERED THE WRONG DAMN LIQUID IN YOUR MOUTH and will most likely play it off with a slight hint of embarrassment. Or, if she is really fucking demented, WILL LAUGH ABOUT IT CAUSE HEY, IT'S TOTALLY FUNNY SKEETING PERIOD BLOOD IN SOMEONE'S UNKNOWING MOUTH.
I dunno about you girls out there, but for future moms it should go in your "what mommy needs to tell daughter" handbook that skeeting period blood into someone's mouth, whether they be male or female is just fucking wrong. I CAN'T DRINK RED KOOL AID ANYMORE GOD DAMN IT ;^;
"Deep into the darkness peering. Long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting." That familiar line from Edgar Allan Poe's work "The Raven" going through my head. A fear it remained in the back of my mind, but never a reality I expected. The girl before me was my own personal raven as she served my Menstrual Cocktail with an extra side of smug. "Nevermore, Nevermore."
by SlySavvy June 4, 2009
Menstruation, or period, is normal vaginal bleeding that occurs as part of a woman's monthly cycle.
So pretty much meaning she wants the bloody period sex. c;
So pretty much meaning she wants the bloody period sex. c;
by VinnyBoiTellEm January 29, 2016
This occurs when the female and male partner engage in intercourse. The male will then ejaculate inside the vaginal canal while the female is on her menstrual (cycle) period. The female partner then contracts the vaginal section souping the semen and menstrual fluids including the menstrual loaf which is served as the protein (meat) substitute into a serving dish adding favorite spices and Pre-cooked noodles. Add milk for ultimate creamy menstrual stroganoff!
Cassondra screamed at Mark! "Stop hogging all the menstrual stroganoff you fat fuck!
Mark made a comment, "Hey Sondra how bout that famous menstrual stroganoff we enjoy to put together for dinner?
Sondra replied to Mark, "menstrual stroganoff is the best dish for hunger and pleasure Mark, I know how much you enjoy that dish".
Mark made a comment, "Hey Sondra how bout that famous menstrual stroganoff we enjoy to put together for dinner?
Sondra replied to Mark, "menstrual stroganoff is the best dish for hunger and pleasure Mark, I know how much you enjoy that dish".
by philly mob boss May 11, 2014
Hennay once a month releases a rotten liquid from her crab hole.
Some say it just drops out of her like a pregnagt womans water when it breaks.
Those who have survided have said Hennay's Menstrual Discharge has a beastly odor comparable to a pile of dead bodies left to rot for 2 weeks.Bizarely, the Discharge has an orange color...
Some say it just drops out of her like a pregnagt womans water when it breaks.
Those who have survided have said Hennay's Menstrual Discharge has a beastly odor comparable to a pile of dead bodies left to rot for 2 weeks.Bizarely, the Discharge has an orange color...
Hennay brushes her teeth with her own Menstrual Discharge : )
by Peter Jacobsen April 14, 2008
the menstrating female sexual partner is cuffed to an overhead pipe in the basement. the male ducktapes a beer funnel in between her legs. the females period blood then travels down the funnel and into the males mouth.
by connor douche pennington December 6, 2010