menstrual cycle is a female bike ridden only once a month
i must be blind cause i didnt see her on her bike but jill jus told me shes on her menstrual cycle
by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 9, 2009
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The demonic cycle that goes on every month. Its when a woman spews vaginal juices and gets irritated REALLY easily... so dont fuck with them.
Bruno: Dude my mom was really pissed yesterday... she made me unclog the toilet!

Subject Q : thats gross, she was probably on her her menstrual cycle.

Bruno: I know right?!
by Test monkey May 31, 2009
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The span of 28 days, any of which, 5-7 could be the worst of a mans life. During these days, woman cramp, ache, and bitch. The combination of these makes for one fussy little lady which in many cases may lead to a breakup if an excessive ammount of time is spent with the periodee.
"Wow, Katie looks good today"
"U'r my fucking boyfriend Johnny!!! You like her more than me, I thought I meant something to you... You want her you can have her. You always talk about her I bet. Never talk about me to her I bet. Or to any of your friends. I bet you dont even think about me. *starts crying* I'm so sorry, i love you, never leave me. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. *Starts crying again*"
"Wow, I wish I had a menstrual cycle just like you!"
by the coolest kid EVERRR November 11, 2005
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A music track that you're really in to for about a month.
'I'm still really into this song, it's definitely a menstrual track'
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When you fuck a girl on her period, blow your load in her sauce hole and then eat it out!
by Catinahadt January 2, 2016
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Brendans Menstrual Cycle is fucking awesome!!
but its leaking!!
by Nickcoolness :) August 8, 2008
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When a persons (usually a womans) general demeanour is akin to a womans moodiness when menstrating.
Sam has such a menstrual personality! I called her fat as a joke and she FLIPPED OUT
by kaumu May 19, 2009
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