An individual who is constantly living in the past and glorifying in his own ignorance of the here and now.
A man who gets sexually aroused by the houliganism regularly employed by the Philadelphia Flyers.
An empty-headed, big-haired douchbag of mimbo who set the record for the coach who was fired the quickest into an NHL season.
A man who gets sexually aroused by the houliganism regularly employed by the Philadelphia Flyers.
An empty-headed, big-haired douchbag of mimbo who set the record for the coach who was fired the quickest into an NHL season.
Barry: I remember when people liked me and I was a respected member of the NHL community like it was yesterday. That's because it was yesterday, cause I'm still great and everyone knows it.
Stranger: I do not know who you are or why you are talking to me, but you are currently naked and standing in horseshit.
I didn't think I could get any hornier after that finger-biting Flyers game, but I just watched a bum-fighting video and now I can barely contain myself. I now know how Barry Melrose must feel.
Barry: The Flyers will win the Stanley Cup this year, because they went out and got a bunch of really tough guys.
Expert: You are such a Barry Melrose. Don't you know that the NHL has changed and skilled teams like the Penguins and the Red Wings are now the trend setters.
Stranger: I do not know who you are or why you are talking to me, but you are currently naked and standing in horseshit.
I didn't think I could get any hornier after that finger-biting Flyers game, but I just watched a bum-fighting video and now I can barely contain myself. I now know how Barry Melrose must feel.
Barry: The Flyers will win the Stanley Cup this year, because they went out and got a bunch of really tough guys.
Expert: You are such a Barry Melrose. Don't you know that the NHL has changed and skilled teams like the Penguins and the Red Wings are now the trend setters.
by The Fraud Exposer October 12, 2009
Named after the Melrose Fire Department in Melrose New York. A term commonly adopted by the entire Town of Schaghticoke to describe Melrose Fire Department. They are the "Lost Borough" of the FDNY. Also known as "MFDNY".
by The Lost Borough April 20, 2009
Melrose Park is a suburb of Chicago, IL, and has a mixture of middle-class and working-class citizens, many of whom have lived there their whole lives. Historically, Melrose Park had a huge Italian population, but from the late 1980s to now (2010), there has been an influx of Hispanic immigrants (largest groups being Mexican, Puerto Rican, and Colombian). Probably the biggest business in Melrose Park is restaurants--whether you're White, Hispanic, Black, Blue, Purple, people in Melrose Park love food! There are some really nice Mexican/Hispanic restaurants and fast food/take-out places, as well as several cafés and Italian restaurants in town, a *really* good one being Abruzzo's. One problem, though: if you're going to eat inside any time between noon and 5:00, don't count on it being peaceful, because lots of older Italian men (like the Police and Fire chiefs, for example) tend to hang out there, drink some vino, and talk *really loudly*, often with swearing. Bringing little kids there during this time might not be the best idea, unless of course said men are behaving themselves. But the food is excellent! Melrose Park also has great pizza places. Some things Melrose Park is famous for: the former amusement park Kiddieland (which closed down in 2009); birthplace of theatre actress Carol Lawrence, who was the original Maria in the stage production West Side Story; and birthplace of basketball player Michael Finley. We're also (in)famous for political scandals.
"So hey girl, I went to Melrose Park the other day, in La Selva, and this fuckin pindeho called me a gordita. I'm finna beat his ass!"
by baerro March 22, 2010
A shabby apartment complex that in structure resembles that of the TV show "Melrose Place", apart from its dirtyness.
by Sheelah Brennan August 10, 2006
by Todd Gibs September 26, 2018
Melrose is located about twenty miles north of Boston. Traditionally, it was built for the rich doctors who lived in huge houses in the suburbs and took the train into Boston. Today, it is better known as "the Dirty Rose." People in Melrose never leave the couple mile radius, which is weird when you get to the fourth generation of a family. The girls are 90-pound hollister/abercrombie wearing sluts who all look the exact same and follow around the boys. The guys are all man whores who think they're t. If you're from Melrose, odds are you are either an alcoholic, smoke weed regularly, or a pyrotechnic. You may also have some fascination with graffiti.
by Another Melrose Whore March 15, 2009
Adam melrose, he is a keeper, someome u want in your life forever, he is one of a kind, smart, funny, cute, fit, always up for a laugh. If u ever get a adam melrose in your life dont let him go, he is very lovable and kind/caring.
by Defosbros February 15, 2021