melf

slang acronym similar in usage to milf which means "Midget or Elf i'd Like to Fuck"

"Check out that midget."
"Yeah, that's one hot MELF."

by SteveR_FiveOH September 27, 2007

melf

a very silly, kind of figity person

Casey is such a melf

by bunny November 14, 2003

melf

short form of saying: the world has lied to me in so many ways. or, a form of the "eff" word, more acceptable to older adults.

oh, the world has melfed me over
melf!

by melf March 22, 2005

MELF

A sexual attraction to a mall elf. Similar to a MILF but its a mall elf instead of a mom

That blonde at Santas Workshop in the Commons is such a MELF

by Wordwizz December 25, 2014

melf

i have no idea what this means. my ex texted me and asked

what the hell does melf mean?

by melffff September 27, 2018

melf

1)An adolescent boy who desperately wants to be an elf.
2)A man-elf.

(Based on a true story of a kid who dresses like an elf and took his dad's last name just because it was Melf)

That kid loves prancing in the woods wearing pixie garb way too much. He is such a Melf.

by Melf January 8, 2004

Melf

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by March 10, 2022