A dirty nasty whore. One of the nastiest whores in the universe.
Melanie had sex with over ten thousand men and contracted every std and strain of std known to human kind.
by Hawn Gnarley August 18, 2014
a female given name. an extreme tease and an excessive time waster. melanies will often say one thing and do another and make promises having absolutely no intention of delivering on them.
first guy: man i can't believe i asked that girl out six times and got no positive results. i really liked her.

second guy: sound like you were dealing with a melanie
by anonymous man152 January 25, 2011
A generally nice person with pretty eyes and crazy hair. Obsessed with video games. Be careful because she can be known to stab you in the back.
Oh my god she's such a melanie
by clive789 April 13, 2011
A girls assets are so named because of their size and wobble factor.
Whoa, look at the size of them Melanie's.
by Facot z February 06, 2010
An often needy individual, one who has a sweet tooth, only interested in oneself, annoying greetings ie Hiya
by BellaC February 04, 2010
It is of Greek origin, and the meaning of Melanie is "black, dark" That is why she acts like she is some black chick from the ghetto with a ghetto ass and can dance like a black chick when really she is a skinny white virgin. Melanie can be great friends but they are usually an attention seeking whore, she'll go out of her way to complain of fake illnesses. She'll even make up her own diseases to become the center of attention, then she'll pretend like she doesn't want the attention. She thinks her life is horrible, although she's spoiled and her parents give her everything she wants when she wants it. She'll lead ugly guys on to make it seem like guys actually want her, when really they just want a one night stand. With the lights off obviously because Melanie tends to be ugly. Warning, this chick is a crazy bitch. She will tell you that she is ugly and fat when really she's a pretty and skinny female who just made herself look ugly with her stupid ass attention seeking ways. Melanie can be usually found sitting on guys laps or running around screaming to catch guys attention.
Anna: Omg Daniella, I just saw Melanie today with your man
Daniella: No way! That bitch better back the fuck away from my boyfriend or I'll drop her
Anna: She's such a skank...
by drpeppers October 23, 2011
A bit of an easygoing person, tends to sit on guys knees and try to get one on one attention, acts out for attention as she doesnt get enough. Constantly needing reassurance and compliments to feed her bravado, but inside is a very very weak person. All in all a very beautiful soul. But has a few unresolved issues
"oh my god look at that sad excuse of a woman over there, shes a pure wreck"

"lest go its just the usual Melanie "

" im sure she needs therapy"
by crunchtime March 30, 2010
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