An awesome unicorn ninja that may or may not be evil. A megan is too complex for the human mind to understand so a megan does not usually talk a lot. Megans are inhumanly obsessed with fluffy hair, afros, potatoes, poking bellybuttons, squishing noses, and biting fingers.
"That girl scares me." "Yeah, she's a Megan. Some people say she's the most invincible unicorn there is, a ninja unicorn disguised as a human." "Yikes." ••• "Hey, how are you friends with that Megan ninja girl?" "Ninjas are awesome. Plus, she's a unicorn too. She is the best friend I could ever have, I'm so lucky to be her friend."
by Luckytohaveafriendnamedmegan June 25, 2013
The exact opposite of a vegan.

Actually considers it to be morally and ethically wrong to kill a plant or anything else that sprouted out of the earth. They will often refer to vegans as "seed slayers" and "Carrot killers"
Sydney: hey baby, want some tofu parmesean?
Daniel: Nooo way, you wont tempt me with your rotted plant flesh, I'm a Megan! Do you realize how many rainforests have to be chopped down to produce those tofu fields?

by DImberman May 25, 2008
A man or men who is a vegan. Pronounced "meegan"
All he eats is tofu and vegetables. He is a total me-gan.
by milkyjg January 02, 2008
A girl who usually has auburn/brunette hair and amazing hazel/blue eyes that you can stare into for hours on end. She'll always deny any compliments paid to her. She's completely crazy and random but a great friend and always there when you need her the most. She's the first person you can talk to if you need to get something off your chest but she bottles her own feelings up inside. She embarresses herself nearly all of the time. Granted, she can be stubborn and would rather be single than in a relationship but maybe, if she finds that one amazing guy who captures her heart, she'll fall for him.
Person one: "Megan, you look great!
Megan: "Yeah, right..."
by WhoSaidIWasAmazing?Oh... April 02, 2012
A Megan is the funniest, nicest person you'll ever meet. They're always there for you and they always make you feel like a god. They'll hold your hand and laugh at your jokes (funny or not). They have the best sense of humor (laughing at random things like squeaky tables, chucks, and even axe murders). They're great to have by your side (especially if your a guy) and often times, A Megan will go great With a Chris.
Example: My Megan
by Tim ;) February 12, 2010
A promiscuous girl. Known for being very superficial, egocentric, and can usually be spotted by the tramp stamp on her lower back. She can also be seen driving like an idiot and has a hard time acknowledging other cars before she runs into them. With the maturity of a 14 year old girl, she still has yet to prove that anything she says or the drama she starts is actually pertinent to the small town she lives in.
"Sleeping with 17 males in less than two years? That's a Megan move"

"If you pull a Megan and decide to sleep with two people at once, you're going to regret it in the long run."
by Snatchcobras June 29, 2012
Megans have many secrets to hide that are hard to tell. They try to find a way to let their friends know what is going on.
Megans usually have amazingly beautiful eyes (blue or green). One could get lost in her eyes forever, and never want to escape.
Even if they are going through a hard time, Megans will always lend a helping hand and will listen to your troubles and/or problems.
They dispise drama, but sometimes find a way of getting sucked into it.

Megans are beautiful on the inside and out, yet never really realize their true beauty.
Melissa: Megan, you look great today!
Megan: ...No I don't. *sigh*
by gottchess December 27, 2009
A Girl who is addicted to Helium
Megan is adicted to Helium
by jkjcgfc October 22, 2011

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