A person that is not only a virgin in the usual sense, but has also never done anything remotely sexual with a member of the opposite sex
Tim: Hey, I think I'm going to hit on that girl
James: Don't bother, she's a mega virgin.
Tim: Oh, never mind then.
James: Don't bother, she's a mega virgin.
Tim: Oh, never mind then.
by EjectGooseEject November 8, 2010
A mega virgin is not only someone who hasn't pursued anything sexually, but also hasn't kissed or dated the same or opposite sex
"She's a mega virgin? She's so pretty, how!?"
by Grador September 30, 2015
A person who is so enveloped in a hobby or fad that they have no time to pursue basic needs. These basic needs include bathing, exercise, fresh air, and procreating.
by Raquel Wallace May 22, 2008
A mega virgin is someone who either still spends money on fortnite past 1st October 2018 or still considers it good and enjoyable
by Dogn't November 14, 2018
Somebody who has never masterbated or had any sexual pleasure or touch from another person . This person also never has been kissed or held hands
by Ciera September 1, 2022
An all girls catholic school.
by S.Dixon June 3, 2005
A mega virgin is a person who hasn't had any sexual contact with the other sex ex. (holding hands, hugging, etc.)
Me: Hey man I was to a party last night where I made out with a girl for the first time!
Friend: Oh that's nice so you are no longer a Mega virgin
Friend: Oh that's nice so you are no longer a Mega virgin
by Le1f May 10, 2019