Bob - "Hey dude whats that smell"

Joe - "dude i meefed"

Bob - "ahh dude that gross"
by titysprinklessdsdsd October 7, 2010
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When you're too gay to use swear words, or you just want to be a complete asshole, you use Meef to replace words. Try to use it at least once every 50 years to maximize its effect.
Faggot #1: Hey brah, I just meefed all over your toilet, and by the way...I mean jizzed

Faggot #2: Hey brah, it's okay. I thought it was like cream cheese or something, I ate it all up.
by Penis Controller August 2, 2011
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Originates from the word Meefs, which originated from the imaginary friend of a Ballajura crack head- Me frank.
Describes the out come of hard core crystal meth abuse which leads to a non stable sort of charactistics, also has attributes of trying to fine people large amounts of money.
Oi man have you heard about the guy down the road, he went on a four meth bender and fully meefed it ran down the street naked and then stabbed his dog.
Yeah I heard about that bro that cunt meefed it hard man.
What a mad meefer bro!
by Stinkdog88 August 19, 2016
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My short definition for "meef" is this:

"It means funky. In a bad way. Like grandpa's laundry hamper."

This is a word that comes from the German word "mief", which means "an oppressive atmosphere, foul odour, pong, or stink". A German synonym for meef is "gestank". (Does that matter? Perhaps not, but I do think it's a hella funny word.)

I first heard "meef" used by my geek friends from Alberta around 1999. It successfully took root in East Vancouver after a great migration of programmers, DJs, and live P/A geeks to East Van in the late 1990s. In my experience it is normally used as an expletive ("Aaaah! Meef!"), a noun, or an adjective.
"That guy didn't show with the needles, so you'll have to use my old ones. I know, man. It's a meef."

"This beer is tasting kinda old and meefy. Can I grab a fresh one from the fridge?"

"I don't want to go tonight. I just know that Meefopolis is going to show up."
by Thex June 28, 2005
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Meef is a word that means whatever it needs to mean to fit the context of the situation. Though often used to replace swear words, it can take on a variety of meanings defined by the context.
This website is sweet meef. That girl looks meef. My car got meefed up.
by Meef J August 4, 2005
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a burst of wind out of the butthole of a man; a man queef.
by gus 12 March 13, 2010
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