Meat tent

A woman's fuck hole

Took her out back behind the bushes and pounded her meat tent in

by King Richard July 12, 2016

Meat tent

A meat tent is the kind of ruined and baggy mess left of a bum hole when a predatory Glaswegian homosexual has finished having a go at it.

Example "oooooft I can hardly sit down. I got fisted in a sex swing last night and now have a bum like a meat tent"

by CliveSinclair98 February 21, 2014

Meat Tent

What a female pussy looks like after taking a lot of cock.

Never had sex? That meat tent says you're taking 2 dicks together ever night

by Hvaccess January 11, 2016

Meat Tent

The little tent made from bed sheets by the hard-on of a guy lying on his back underneath them. This is most commonly associated with adolescent males experiencing erotic dreams that often result in nocturnal emissions, but ANY male capable of an erection can "put up a meat tent" while in bed.

The other night I had a hot dream about my wife and woke up with a giant meat tent going on. I mean, it was like the big top! You could've had a circus in there!

by Andrew June 21, 2006

Meat Tent

Another meaning for a women's vagina.

When she says she has only slept with a few guys, but her meat tent tells another story.

by Capt Meat Tent March 24, 2016

expired meat tent

An expired meat tent is exactly as it sounds. It has passed it’s use by date, usually been abused on its way there and full to the brim.

Can also be used as a way to describe a pregnant person in which you are afraid to assume their gender.

Wow look at the bump on that “expired meat tent” who lost their barge pole?

by Meaty M October 28, 2019