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Meat Shake

This nefarious sexual act requires the aid of 3 things; 1 person (gender inconsequential) with epilepsy, 1 strobe light, and 1 harness. Upon securing the epileptic person with the harness, the harness is then attatched securely to the penis of the meat shake reciever. The strobe light is then turned on, causing the person within the harness to have an epileptic fit. The shaking of the reciever's "meat", should cause him to ejaculate within minutes, probably ontop of the person secured in the harness.
Mark: "I wasnt too keen on Sally, until i learned that she had epilepsy."
Josh: "you didn't do what i think you did, did you?"
Mark: "Bro... i meat shaked the shit out of her."
Josh: "Classic Mark"
Meat Shake by Nigger flip May 5, 2010
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Meat Shake

The shaking of a man's penis in front of some other person.
John: Hey Paul, you hungry?
Paul: Sure.
John: Well, how about a Meat Shake!
Meat Shake by slick hemlock September 2, 2009

Protein Shake Out of a Meat Straw 

Very Simple.

Its a healthy way to offer a girl a chance to give you head.
"Hi, oh wow. Your really in shape... How would you like to have a Protein Shake out of a Meat Straw©?"

meat shakes 

1. Craving for cock.
2. Similar to alcohol shakes, but the result of eating too much meat. Cheeky!
Hey, I've got the meat shakes.
What's that, a craving for cock?
No, a result of the massive cheddar porker I had earlier.
Ooh, sounds like you might have them all week!
CHEEKY!
meat shakes by CheddarPorker July 25, 2011

meatshake 

The greatest byproduct of meats in the world. It's made out of the leftover juices, and other various unused parts of meat. Very tastey.
Doctor: "How did you manage to clog up your arteries AND get food poisoning at the same time?"
Bob: "One word, doc. And that's 'meatshake.'"
meatshake by airwalker October 4, 2003

meatshake 

Fastfood chain store.
Everything they serve has meat in it!
'Don't you serve french fries and a vegetable shake?'
'It all has meat!'

Yo Pigeon John, while you're there, get us a Turkey Shake, it's my favourite!
meatshake by jimmy 5 May 13, 2004

meatshake 

The male form of milkshake.

See "milkshake".
My meatshake brings all the chicks to the yard, and they're like, its better than yours....
meatshake by funkmiester May 15, 2004
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