A known period of time that isn't really that long but still seems to take forever.
Examples:
The last day of school before summer vacation begins.
The last 10 minutes of work before a 3 day weekend.
Waiting through all the ads and trailers before the movie you went to see starts.
Any business meeting.
Examples:
The last day of school before summer vacation begins.
The last 10 minutes of work before a 3 day weekend.
Waiting through all the ads and trailers before the movie you went to see starts.
Any business meeting.
Our weekly staff meeting at work was another measurable eternity. With every minute that passed I could feel whole geological epochs passing.
by weasel1969 December 25, 2019
My boyfriend reckons he's 8" long, but he measures from underneath to fool himself into thinking it's longer; the whore's measure is really only 6".
by Pseudonym February 3, 2005
The Mississippi measurement is a method of measuring ones dick by which the end of the tape measure starts at the asshole.
The wife says I've got a small cock, but I'm all ,"Bitch that shit's seven inches with the Mississippi measurement."
by Mr. Bloodfart September 26, 2015
A vague and insincere compliment used to be polite in a case of something awful, i.e. a terrible play, song, art piece, et cetera.
Man 1: "Oh, what a joy. By the way, the sound...is great."
Man 2: "Good, that's good to hear."
Man 3: "Thank you for that measured compliment."
Man 2: "Good, that's good to hear."
Man 3: "Thank you for that measured compliment."
by Bros Grimm November 1, 2017
A Lundie Measure is an massive measure of grain based spirit such as gin or vodka. It is achieved by appearing to pour the spirit into a measure but ensuring that half the spirit is pouring straight into the glass. The excess is hidden by a mixer or ice.
by Piersyboy April 2, 2020
exploiting mechanics to measure distances in a table top war game where one is not allowed to check distances freely
by IamMeWasTaken April 2, 2023
Last Measure is a pop-up shock site by the GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) featuring various shock site pics, including Tubgirl, Meatspin and goatse.cx. It is also accompanied by a NSFW audio exclaimg "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!". It is also known to give your computer viruses. If you ever come across of it, DO NOT FUCKING CLICK ON IT!!!
by Mike Cheesemin October 17, 2006