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Maulana Diesel 

Maulana Diesel is the name given to Fazal-ur-Rehman a fat overweight politician who has a reputation of using Islam as a political tool for his own self gain. Maulana Diesel tries to create an impression of always trying to look pious and virtuous in traditional Islamic cleric garments and attire including a trade mark orange turban (Paghri). However he is ruthless in his pursuit of colluding and creating coalitions with political ruling parties for political strength, swindling lucrative business deals, privileges, perks and rewards.
Maulana Diesel is a corrupt politician who lives of immoral earnings with a commission agenda, backhanders and kickbacks from Diesel smuggling, applying for contracts/permits for sale of Diesel and allocating plots of land for group family members and political party members. He was also involved in several scandals including wikileaks votes for sale and asking for US backing.
Maulana Diesel is often called Diesel for short as his commission rates also fluctuates and varies with the price of Diesel. Maulana Diesel is usually outspoken, ruthless and venomous with contempt. His political party is the faction JUI although it is not clear if he is a cleric or politician. He is also very vociferous in the National Assembly and Parliament and due to the nature of his portray of an Islamic image, grey beard and background has never been challenged. He also has a complete disregard for women and publicly offends and insults the role of women.
Maulana Diesel has said: “the rule of a woman is haram”
Entire stadium erupts shouting: “Diesel, Diesel, Diesel” as a reference to Maulana Diesel.
Maulana Diesel by Cricket Buff October 17, 2014

elizabeth mcmullen 

the kind of person who doesn't like the humanities, literature, and philosophy. gets stuck with a job they don't want and out of laziness and egoism puts their own vision of cruelty, wickedness, and injustice onto the world. probably would vote for margaret thatcher or ronald reagan. can't stand the parables of jesus. reads ayn rand every day. in other words, this person should not be anywhere near the levers of power and should get into real estate or something.
oh man yesterday i saw Elizabeth Mcmullen spit in the face of this homeless person. then she punished her own father for stealing the homeless person's non-existent bike. i was never really good with logic ah.

what is that? a moral? dude morals are so naïve im like a nietzschean moral relativist and view the suffering of the weak as trivial compared to Elizabeth Mcmullen the amoral one

hi im Elizabeth McMullen and i give kids cancer cause i have no soul

Elizabeth McMullen is like evil and Macbeth what?

Maul Toke 

Vancouver Island slang for a bowl of tobacco topped with weed in a bong toke

may also be referred to as a popper, snapper, shawty, mauler, etc
i’m fazing so hard from this maul toke”
Maul Toke by madelinesmokes September 5, 2021

McAllistering 

To approach into another coworkers cubicle without making a sound and stare at them, then give them an awkward smile when they turn around.
James attempted McAllistering his female manager, and ended up with a sexual harassment charge.
McAllistering by ninja_m0nkey October 28, 2011

Anna Mcnulty 

A cheerleader who is most known for her flexibility on the platform youtube
Wow Anna Mcnulty is so flexible!
Anna Mcnulty by Annie Oani April 23, 2019
A girl that is the kindest and sweetest of them all. She's wise, soft, sensitive, funny, and selfless. Her name sounds like a drug (Molly) and that's exactly what a single interaction with her feels like. You feel intoxicated by her very presence. She's charismatic, and very persuasive. If you ever find one, don't you dare let go of her. Girls like that, you meet once in a lifetime.
I was in the bookstore the other day, and I bumped into a girl. She was Mauli, and I knew my heart was hers from the minute I laid eyes on her.
Mauli by kindman12345 August 7, 2014