McSweeney

A McSweeney is one belonging to a family who are believed to originate in Ireland or New Zealand. As a rule, they are incredibly smart and athletic in addition to being nice and well liked by most. They are for the most part slow to anger, but you should not fuck with them. All in all, they're just awesome.

That kid see ms to be good at every thing he does. he must be a McSweeney.

by waggawagga123456 October 7, 2010

McSweeney

The act of calling the front desk of a hotel and ordering wake up calls to multiple rooms, including the presidential suite, due to the uncertainty of where, or with whom, you might sleep.

"Gregario is going to have to McSweeney it tonight!"

by jewetta April 27, 2007

THE MCSWEENEY

When a women is lying on top of you and you have your arm down her pants and u have a slight cramp but u still carry on fingering her

Yea had he in the mcsweeney twas a ri job

by Fatmanboyslimmy April 4, 2018

McsWEENEY

During intercourse, while performing a Dirty Sanchez on your partner, you fish hook their mouth.

Dude, last night I McSweeney'd my girlfriend.

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by bigpimpin_nr December 10, 2010

McSweeney

Someone who preys & bullies on the really nice person by emotionally torturing & degrading them for no real apparent reason.

Tommy is being a McSweeney towards Aaron again. I'm pretty sure Aaron's crying over there.

by Roxma December 3, 2009

McSweeney Martini

A cocktail made from gin and vermouth and topped off with a big fat giant lie.

Customer: Is that a McSweeney Martini?
Bartender: No, it's a warm glass of milk.
Customer: What? Oh! Ha ha.
Bartender: Ha ha.

by NickelSlot August 1, 2010

Help McSweeney Move

The act of adjusting one's self while wearing constricting underpants.

"Yo, hold up, I've got to help mcsweeney move"

by KitPaws January 27, 2015