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Tits McJackson 

The female individual in any immediate vicinity with the largest TITS! Especially a nightclub or a party.
D: Hey did you see who just walked in?

J: Yeah man looks like Tits McJackson finally got here.
Tits McJackson by OJdaJu February 27, 2011

Shady McJackson

When a wannabe rastafarian shows up at everyone Penn State party possible, but nobody knows who he is or what he's doing there. You dislike him immensley, however always love to have a drunk conversation with him by the keg.
Hey, Shady McJackson is here!

Who?

The smelly guy with dreadlocks who never pays for a beer but always has a cup filled by the keg.

Oh, right... I hate that guy!

Shady McJackson...

Bruh McJackson

“They call me... Bruh McJackson
Bruh McJackson by Patrik fartsex November 30, 2020

Jichael Mackson 

A reverse Michael Jackson; e.g. A white celebrity getting increasingly darker through the years.
Jerry: Wow, Ariana Grande sure has gotten darker!
Mary: That's what you call a Jichael Mackson.
Jichael Mackson by pizzazz dude January 13, 2021

wacko mcjacko 

When someone is acting worse than crazy, they are out of their damn minds!
She thinks she can steal my man? She is wacko mcjacko!
wacko mcjacko by Zcookingmama January 14, 2021
By definition the sickest sexual act in mankind's wide repertoire of deviance. Involves any sort of sharp objects, though most commonly scissors, rubberbands, and a pineapple. Note that one's whole body should be disinffected before attempting a mackson.
No! Not the mackson!
mackson by Eleventyone April 19, 2005