He is a man of many mysterys
He likes long walks on the beach at sunset, but also loves stuffing a slice of cake Down his underpants before bed . periodical loves to shove his face in cranberry jam and rip his shirt off like the hulk while scream racist slurs Such has nigger, giga boo , and chink this man is strong believer in Odin but this man is not Civilize , no he is not he is a wild man from the Eastern plains of Africa . Do not and I mean DO NOT engage wild man in hand to hand combat for he will pull out his small dick and place it on your forehead. This man is not to be trusted for he likes to jizz and sandwiches . On the weekends his favorite activity’s are to take a sponge bath with his favorite purple rubber dildo And a high voltage toaster . He also has likes to stick his dick in the waffle iron For about 20 minuets a day . This man can become enraged If you say furry , eeeee or Odin is gay . He likes to bust a nut on things he likes such as women but also the occasional tranny . If you are to see this man turn and run the other way for he will jump like some time of weird frog and then mount you and hump you to death this man is to be locked in a box if you find him .
He likes long walks on the beach at sunset, but also loves stuffing a slice of cake Down his underpants before bed . periodical loves to shove his face in cranberry jam and rip his shirt off like the hulk while scream racist slurs Such has nigger, giga boo , and chink this man is strong believer in Odin but this man is not Civilize , no he is not he is a wild man from the Eastern plains of Africa . Do not and I mean DO NOT engage wild man in hand to hand combat for he will pull out his small dick and place it on your forehead. This man is not to be trusted for he likes to jizz and sandwiches . On the weekends his favorite activity’s are to take a sponge bath with his favorite purple rubber dildo And a high voltage toaster . He also has likes to stick his dick in the waffle iron For about 20 minuets a day . This man can become enraged If you say furry , eeeee or Odin is gay . He likes to bust a nut on things he likes such as women but also the occasional tranny . If you are to see this man turn and run the other way for he will jump like some time of weird frog and then mount you and hump you to death this man is to be locked in a box if you find him .
by Eeeee911 September 14, 2018
by jilliansdaddy August 3, 2010
A sub filled with various meats such as horse penis, cow breasts, and chicken flubber. The sub is served hot or cold. It originated in Denmark but Americans refer to the sub as the Matty Meat McIntyre.
Stranger- I'm hunry!
Me - Get a Matty Meat McIntyre it's delicious!
Stranger- You mean a McIntyre Meat Sub? That's nasty.
Me- Yea true my guy
Me - Get a Matty Meat McIntyre it's delicious!
Stranger- You mean a McIntyre Meat Sub? That's nasty.
Me- Yea true my guy
by BigMan1738 December 11, 2020
Get the Taylor Ann Marie McIntyre mug.
This guy is that one guy who is like:
"yo"
and then you reply with:
"yo"
and then obama be like:
"hello my fellow americans"
"yo"
and then you reply with:
"yo"
and then obama be like:
"hello my fellow americans"
joe mcintyre is joe mcintyre
by rhyswalkerbiggesthater March 12, 2021
David McIntyre has wee willy and very homosexual. He touches up boys especially jvb. Because he is vulnerable. He also licks toes pf dead people and takes coke.
You are a David McIntyre
by Sexyboyjamie123 August 9, 2020