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mcgirlfriend

1. When you have a girlfriend that works at mcdonald's.

2. A girl that works at mcdonald's that gives you discounts because she wants you to ask her out.
1. Sorry man, can't make it until 9:30, I have to stop by mcdonald's and see my mcgirlfriend

2. Dude, did you hear about my mcgirlfriend? She gives me sweet discounts!
mcgirlfriend by PDiggs July 18, 2007

megirlfriend 

when a closeted man has a beard and is forced to make their relationship convincing, he adds 'megirlfriend'
megirlfriend by H_Tommo May 14, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008