mcdick

the best mcdonalds meal

Customer: Hey can i get an XL McDick?

Hot worker: Sure come, they're in the back

Manager: *walks in* U SINNERS, UR FIRED

Customer: Got any more McDicks?

Manager: No but i got a nice McPussy😉

by Cole Sprouse's wife February 25, 2020

McDick

When Ronald McDonald give you his dick its called a "McDick".

Hey Sexy Momma, Want the McDick?

by hobblesFTW June 1, 2014

Mcdicking

Where during sex the male dresses up like Ronald McDonald and fucks the other person from behind.

I gave my girl a mean Mcdicking last night

by Plum April 7, 2016

McDick 2

Double penetration in the play place at a McDonald's. Comes with fries and a soft drink.

"Let me get a McDick 2! I'll show you my golden arches ;) Ba da ba ba bah, I'm lovin' it!"

by cjandcecearesoulmates June 26, 2016

Scrooge McDick

A person or persons of the rich variety who hoard money and are assholes. The kind of person you rob.

I found scrooge mcdick walking home and took him for his ducketts.

by Handledeesnuts June 29, 2020

McDick in the Ass

A McDick in the Ass consists of a Big Mac where the bottom burger is replaced with a McChicken and the middle bun is a breakfast burrito.

"Hey Shawn, I'd like to order a McDick in the Ass with extra mayo."

by Kjyhnbn7 May 23, 2016

Asshole McDick

someone who is being a major asshole or a major douche bag.

Michael: Hey Dalton, me and Ethan are gonna be lifeguards while you play pool.

Dalton: WOW! shut up Asshole McDick!

by Tilly 2 Illy July 1, 2011