He'll do the dishes.
Ladies perspective - "Im stoked, my new boyfriends a total maytag man, he be doin my dishess."
Guys perspective - "easiest thing in the world, throw some dishes in the dishwasher, panties come right off, like grease on the dishes..that is, if your using Palmolive."
Guys perspective - "easiest thing in the world, throw some dishes in the dishwasher, panties come right off, like grease on the dishes..that is, if your using Palmolive."
by Bardels January 11, 2010
Maytag Rodeo - When a female sits on top of a vibrating washing machine with an unbalanced load during the spin cycle for sexual satisfaction. Yeeeeehawwww
Jenny to Rachel "I'm really horny but I can't go clubbing tonight. I have to go to the laundrymat and do laundry."
Rachel to Jenny "Me too. I guess we could always go play Maytag Rodeo tonight."
Yeeeeeeehawwww!!!!!
Rachel to Jenny "Me too. I guess we could always go play Maytag Rodeo tonight."
Yeeeeeeehawwww!!!!!
by Jenny Black February 20, 2008
i went to put the laundry in the dryer, and there was shit all over my clothes..that punk bitch danny must of gave me a maytag mudslide...
by that punk bitch danny November 9, 2011
hey brian, this host of this party(mitch) is a douchebag!!!meet me out in the car, i'm gonna muddy maytag this bitch!!!!!!
by Retunda April 20, 2010
"Damn, would you look at that maytag salesman in the booth! His mixes sound like 3 sneakers in a dryer!"
by Serengeti September 27, 2004
by chapinocano March 30, 2018
In my prison, a maytag was a dude, usually a junkie, who washed people’s clothes for commissary. There were usually 2-3 maytags on a pod vying for business and they would cement their reputation by stealing bleach or using peroxide toothpaste to spot scrub other inmates’ clothes. But a maytag was never the name for a person being sexually victimized, they were lower level workers in the prison economy who’d refer to themselves as The Maytag to hustle up commie washing state clothes overnight.
Yo, my shit got a coffee stain, who’s the maytag on the pod?
I’m maytagging if you need anything washed, 50 cents an item.
I’m maytagging if you need anything washed, 50 cents an item.
by Jayr the Crazy Whiteboy December 21, 2022