Any seemingly straight, macho, sexist male who makes fun of John Mayer, but secretly is ridiculously jealous of all the ass John Mayer gets that they don't.
Bob, don't get pissed off and become a Mayer Hater just because I'd rather poke my eye out than have sex with you.
by Brooke February 19, 2005
The average person with common sense!
If you like John Meyer that much then you're an idiot!
by Yelsew Foolface April 06, 2005
A stupid person who doesnt have anything better to do than say rude and untrue things about John Mayer. >(
I suggest you shut the fuck up and go on with your life.
by Chrissy April 15, 2005