May 5

Someone’s tries to kill you but it’s may 5th (you’re birthday) “imma BAD BITCH YOU CAN KILL ME”

by ASTRXO August 8, 2021

Guy: *slaps Girl's ass after he humps her*
Girl: you are lucky it's May 5

the day the person you’ve been crushing on is finally yours and you last a long time with them in a good relationship

yes it’s may 5!
and? it’s just a day
no, toms, going to ask me out!

by March 31, 2022

Confess your feelings to your crush day 🤞🏿❤

Confessing your feelings on may 5

by May 5 May 4, 2022

National be sad day . No matter why . This day you are sad and depressed. Nostalgia just came out so listen to that too

Eslabón Armado released nostalgia on may 5

by Eslabón May 5, 2022

person 1: is may 5, let’s think of a prank!
person 2: *whisper the idea*

person 1 & person 2: now let’s wait the perfect time to prank! 😝😇

by Soobin Dolphin April 24, 2022

Person a: hey it’s may 5th here you go *sends ass pic*

Person b: wow thanks this made my day better

by Uhhhhhh hi May 5, 2022