May 5

May 5 is national “dumb bitch day”
Where everyone gets to recognize how much of a dumb bitch you really are!

May 5 - a day for everyone to recognize and celebrate you being a dumb bitch since birth

You hear that Michael? It’s national dumb bitch day!! Wow you really are a dumb fucking bitch

by Wearecoward October 19, 2019

May 5

National kiss your crush day.

Y/n: Hi.
Crush: Hello?
Y/n:”kisses them”
Crush: what are you doing?!
Y/n: It’s may 5!

by Strcastnckfkd January 30, 2022

May 5

Give your girlfriend hugs from behind😍Kiss and smack her ass🍑🤩

May 5 is a day were you do freaky stuff to your girlfriend

by lesbian shit May 4, 2019

May 5

National hug your bf/gf and tell them you love w

Person A “hey it’s May 5”

Person B *hugs* “ I love you”

by Jzvizna May 2, 2021

May 5

National Respect a Woman Day

Where you show some love the old fashioned way for that girl you like or just a friend!

Jack: Woah how’d you get your girl to love you like that?
Adam: May 5th, dude. Love her. Don’t treat her like an item. She’s perfect.

by Idk.anonymous May 1, 2019

May 5

If you're born on may 5 that means ur so fucking hot like bro I believe you can get ur fucking crush just by a wink. May 5 is when HOT people are born. Ur also crazy. crazy as fuck. BUT MAN LIKE IM NOT EVEN GONNA LIE UR HOTTER THAN THE BOTTOM OF MY LAPTOP.

"omg my crush is so fucking hot"
"prob born on may 5"
"how tf you know that"

by Ayko < 3 August 10, 2022

May 5

This day was when the most beautiful, smart, and loving dancer was born. Whoever’s birthday that is May 5th is an angel. Please give them your love.❤️💕

-Alina Liu
I hope you have a great birthday
May 5th

by Dapper Goat November 22, 2019