Is a phrase for a person who skips the regular night sleep, to continue the next day as a one long day.
Salina: good morning, how was your sleep?
Me: I didn't sleep
Salina: Did you pull a maxi?
Me: Yeah, and I got a long day ahead of me.
Salina: Oh, all the best.
Me: I didn't sleep
Salina: Did you pull a maxi?
Me: Yeah, and I got a long day ahead of me.
Salina: Oh, all the best.
by Pistolero911 March 14, 2020
by that_gurl;) October 23, 2013
A striper who holds the worlds record for the world larges augmented breast. They measure 60.5 inches measured across the nipples and she has a bra size of 42M. More information about her can be found on the net.
by Deep blue 2012 March 1, 2010
The act of recklessly masturbating onself into oblivion. One must not confuse any other ways of masturbation with the maxi-wank, as an authentic maxi-wank requires the person practicing to ejaculate on his thigh and stomach. One must also fall asleep immediately following ejaculation without the typical "tissue routine" in order for such an act to be constituted as a maxi-wank.
Tim: Hey where is Paul, isn't he supposed to be making dinner?
Oliver: No I don't think it will happen anytime soon, I walked into his room before and he was asleep with cum all over his stomach and left thigh. It was obvious that he had a maxi-wank.
Oliver: No I don't think it will happen anytime soon, I walked into his room before and he was asleep with cum all over his stomach and left thigh. It was obvious that he had a maxi-wank.
by luciferlou April 14, 2012
by Ares157 October 28, 2004
fuck the bus, we'll get a jo maxi
by womoma April 18, 2005
A maxi relaxi is a slang name name for an alcoholic beverage, the name is short for 'maximum relaxedness' refers only to poured pints
by David Toomer October 25, 2007