When one's breath smells distinctly like that of a boner being gnawed on by a gator, a serpent, or if your lucky, a sabertooth (odds are slim that it was a sabertooth considering their well-known extinction).
I was afraid to talk to my parents after last night's gang-bang, that's how bad my MattyBonerTeeth were.
by BlackSqual May 19, 2011

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