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A play on the name of Matthew the Evangelist or Saint Matthew, the Patron Saint of Tax Collectors, Matthew is a common pseudonym used by contract and professional killers in reference to the collection of a fee or “contract” in exchange for the commission of a murder(s); also commonly associated with political or industrial espionage; a Matthew can be defined as an entity that initiates or executes the illegal extraction, destruction or trading of information for monetary gain.
1)To say that a patron or rival is scheduled to meet with Matthew contract killer. 2) To claim that Matthew will tend to a situation. 3) To claim Matthew as a client and/or associate.
by Aron Tel July 18, 2008

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