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An amalgamation of "Mattei" and "baby", this term denotes the incompetence of one to repair computers. Furthermore it defines the user as being incapable of even researching the issue and thus, further increased odds of failure.
"Hey Matteiby, stop saying you don't know and look that shit up!"
by gsts April 04, 2012

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