Matt Symons Share definition Flag the uber jewness that resigns in fat people; gets everything taken away for stupid reasons; wears a funny hat; anddddd you shouldn't be friends with this guy. 1. matt symons is a trouf of douche 2. jewish people have weird names; thats ok im not a jew. Matt Symons by Caity&+Gabi were really here October 18, 2008 0 0 Get merch