A Matt In The Hat is when you take a slice of texas toast, spread crunchy peanut butter on it, wrap it around your dick
, jerk off
with the toast, then slap your closest buddy square in the face with the cum
1. Ohhh, Jerry, you gave Mike a Matt In The Hat... Right in front of his wife?!
2. This guy isn't playing his position, I'm going to give him a Matt In The Hat!