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1.
That stuff that comes from undesirable places and likes to reside in the most inconvenient places imaginable. It is generally sticky and unpleasantly odorous.
Oh frick, I Have matingle on my shoe.

I woke up the morning/afternoon after the party with a bunch of matingle on my face.

You just spilled the barrel of matingle all over the carpet!
by donteattirestheytastebad April 13, 2011