What you are doing when completing math homework.
by blaez kat January 31, 2015
by Jonathan FeBland April 28, 2007
Short for 'mathematics'. Commonly called 'math' by idiotic yanks bastardising a perfectly well made language. Could be classed as the study of numbers, but it's much more. There are many real world uses for maths. A builder uses maths to work out how much flooring he needs in square metres. An accountant uses maths to work out your correct salary based on your hourly rate. The list goes on
"I can use maths to work out how much flooring I need, by multiplying 5 by 5, that's 25 square metres!"
by Mark-o March 25, 2008
by brdwll2k8 February 25, 2009
short for "mathematics". A science taught in schools varying form "basic math" to "calculus" and "statistics". It is known as the study of measurement and properties using numbers and symbols such as < > + = - / and countless others as the work becomes more difficult.
by skjkitjkz259 August 19, 2006
person 1: dude ms jepson is such a stupid teacher
person 2: i know she is such a MATHS
person 1: dude, she teaches Humanities, not maths
person 2: no man MATHS! mentally affected teachers harassing students!
person 1: oh! ha ha i geddit!
person 2: i know she is such a MATHS
person 1: dude, she teaches Humanities, not maths
person 2: no man MATHS! mentally affected teachers harassing students!
person 1: oh! ha ha i geddit!
by happyfacethegame December 15, 2009
Abstract thinking in its purest forms using numerical objects. Mathematicians and physicists (ie, applied mathematicians) have been proven to be the smartest people in the world; the people who "don't get it" become retarded history majors.
I tried to use the Dirac Delta Function to patch the singularity in the path integral, but LOL it diverges and I failed completely so I had to find a new topoligical metric. Maybe I should have used a contour integral.
by jdawg January 15, 2004