A selfish, ignorant bitch that thinks she's better than everyone.
Person 1: Fuck...Bill is being a Matea again....

Person 2: MAN THE HARPOONS!
by Starfighterniggerbean August 26, 2010
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Matea is another word for a basic human being. Only she's annoying and laughs at everything. Brenden's usually have crush on matea's because n o one knows why.
Matea is so annoying her and that guy are talking and she's just constantly laughing.
by burblurderder July 29, 2016
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Matea is a girl who wears a pound of makeup but is still ugly. She is also such a fake person. She has the fakest laugh that will annoy the shit out of everyone. She also has huge eyeballs that scare the shit out of everyone. She is usually a poor girl who uses all her money on beauty products. She had the potential to be smart but shell decide to be popular instead.She will use anyone to become popular and then pretend she doesn’t know them. She’ll date boys even though she is secretly lesbian just so she can tell everyone she has a boyfriend. She is also a giant slut and liar! She’ll take you away from your friends and make you feel like a piece of shit everyday! If you ever meet someone named Matea, NEVER TALK TO THEM AGAIN!
Matea is doing her stupid laugh again! Plug your ears and evacuate!
by SavannahG18 March 28, 2018
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A selfish bitch! Broke her boyfriends heart, stole his love, and took advantage of his kindness! She cheated on him, and talked badly about his whole family then left him for his fake best friend. That poor guy has been through enough! God she is such a rude bitch!
God matea is a attention seeker, god she is so fake, god all she does is talk shit
by Yousresofake October 24, 2018
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matea is being such a monkey
by liammuller October 28, 2020
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A beautiful, sexy girl with huge muscles. Might have a penis, depending on where she is from.
by The Yellowest Asian Alive October 18, 2018
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