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Maskomania 

A condition which causes people to become obsessed with making everyone wear a mask to stop the spread of the Coronavirus. It is Related to Coronaphobia.
Thanks to Menard's maskomania, they do not allow anyone to shop there without a mask, even if they have a medical problem that makes it difficult or dangerous.

"Yea, my friend has maskomania, he thinks everyone should wear masks in public to stop the spread of the virus. He is the same one who bought so much toilet paper that it took up his whole bathroom this March."
Maskomania by Mythcrusher October 17, 2020
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Nick Mason 

The Drummer of the most amazing band ever, Pink Floyd.

He is a freaking awesome drummer and he will own any of you drummers. Any of you true Pink Floyd fans would think he's amazing, even though he's very unpopular. Everything should experience the rath of Mason's drumming!
It's fucking annoying, the lack of definitions for Nick Mason on this site.

Nick Mason owns any other bands drummers so all of you Jonas Brothers fans throw away your BOP magazines and buy Dark Side of the Moon. ;
Totalling a car, especially in a spectacular manner, i.e. in a creek, head-on collision, etc.
"I can't believe you drove your car into a creek, do you think its fixable?" "Nah, its Mason'd for sure."
Mason'd by Garker39 March 2, 2021

Masochist 

A person who enjoys, or takes pleasure, in feeling pain. The term is not necessarily sexual.
I think Charlie might be a masochist, Jane.
Masochist by wildcannon46 December 18, 2015

Mason Effect 

A global phenomenon whereby unseasonably warm weather prevents snow fall in otherwise alpine wonderlands.
We have been so looking forward to our ski holiday in Austria at the end of the year but fear that the Mason Effect will leave us with no snow to ski on.
Mason Effect by Tunnel November 21, 2011