masturhating

The equivalent of a cock block, but when it happens during solo masturbation. Someone knocking on the door while a man is jacking off inside would be masturhating.

Jon: So what'd you do yesterday man?
Alex: I was bored as shit so I was just jacking off until my brother knocked on the door. Totally masturhating.

masturhating by Admiral_A1 July 7, 2010

Masturbitting

The act of masturbating with ones Fitbit arm for the sole purpose of inflating their step count.

While in the midst of a Fitbit challenge a Strip Club Guru had only one chance to catch up. He went on an intense masturbitting sesh in the champagne room and ultimately finished sausage on top. The remnants of the act often resemble a Juanz Trail.

Masturbitting by Ernie_McCracken January 30, 2018

masturbetting 

the act of betting a friend who can go the longest without masturbating (creaming the carrot)

So, my friend Jerry and I started masturbetting the other day after recalling all the wasted time we spent beating the meat stick.

masturbetting by Gastrogary February 20, 2011

masturbutting 

Masturbation involving one's anus.

IT'S MELAK AND HE'S MASTURBUTTING!

masturbutting by cockblocker25 October 19, 2010

Masturbiting 

The act of eating a food so delicious that it feels as though your mouth is having an orgasm.

Who ate all the brownies in the fridge?

Sorry, I was masturbiting last night.

Masturbiting by faldainofthirst August 20, 2010

Masturcatting 

Stroking a cat more aggressively than may be necessary, and often while making suggestive noises.

Bob: Hey, why does your cat run when I try to pet it?
John: Awwww man, my girlfriend was over here last night, and she was just masturcatting with him all night long.

Masturcatting by Bunny424 January 19, 2013

Masturhating

Masturbating as an act of hatred/violence. Usually involving ejaculation onto other people's furniture, valuable items, and carpets.

Yesterday, I snuck into Connor's house and Masturhated all over his carpet, and parts of the wall.

I was up all last night Masturhating on my roommate's things while he was away.

Masturhating by Masturhater September 2, 2010