Johann Wilhelm Ritter used the voltaic pile with a cloth soaked in warm milk to electrocute his penis until he ejaculated. After a while he experienced serious side effects, but rather than discontinue his "experiments," which by this point seemed to have no higher academic pursuit beyond trying to turn himself into a Spider-Man villain, Ritter would self-medicate with opium to keep the discomfort at bay, leaving him free to play with his masturbattery until the end of time.
by Rawgasm August 10, 2012