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When one masturbates while reading the Emancipation Proclamation, preferably while dressed as Abraham Lincoln.
Kyle "Dude you should come over tonight"
Brandon "Sorry bro can't, I'm going to do a Masturbation Proclamation"
by BROmeo69 December 26, 2011
a in progress soon to be bill, giving the freedom to masturbate wherever you choose without consiquence
masturbation proclamation, masturbate in class
by Krisspuff April 14, 2010