The proverbial "shaft" or "johnson" of Bozilas. A phallic device used for copulation/fornication. A flesh cudgel used as a sex blunt.
He buried his Master Class Totem Pole to the hilt.

I have a Master Class Totem Pole, bitch.
by Bozilas March 21, 2003
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