|1.||Master Funnery Sausage|
E-9 in the Marine Corps.
A Master Gunnery Sergeant who has been in so long that he no longer cares. Often refers to himself as 'Master Funz' to confuse boot ass POGs that he calls on the phone.
Master Funnery Sausage Smith didn't feel like working today so he prank called every shop in the unit.