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MASSIVE tool 

i was just thinking
and i think it'd be a really good idea
if i stabbed out your eyes and ripped out all the nerves in your body and then took your pants and shrunk them
and then when you'd put them on
they'd be tight
and you would be able to see them or feel them so you wouldn't know
and then everyone would see you and make fun of you for being emo

^^A MASSIVE tool said that.
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Tool-Based Massive Anneurism 

A brain explosion caused by listening to to much Tool.
This poor kid died of a Tool-Based Massive Anneurism.