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Really, REALLY, REEEEEALY big asscrack. Like... Asscrack so big, it should have its own zip code.
*fat guy walks by*

Guy 1: Dude... Look at that masscrack!

Guy 2: What's it's area code? I'ma prank call it.
by IFindYouFunny June 20, 2010