Massagyny 

NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH MISOGYNY!!! A religion founded by Sir Alexander MacGregor in the 14th century, in which it's fellowship partake in ritualistic massages on the sabbath and often times the congregation will partake in sexual pleasures with one another. There are 69 commandments, or as others like to say, positions one must follow in order to be accepted into the religion or considered a Massaganist. (Alter boys are considered back scratchers to anyone without a partner.)

Today is Sunday, we must practice our Massagyny religion, so lets take out our sacred oils and lotions and lather each other up in the name of The Holy Latherer.

Massagyny by Alejandro M August 23, 2010

mansogyny 

the hatred or dislike of men or boys. Mansogyny can be manifested in numerous ways, including sexual discrimination, denigration of men, violence against men, and sexual objectification of men.

Mansogyny has taken feminism to a whole new level

mansogyny by Strami August 29, 2013

Massaging The Donut 

To make something out of nothing

I didn't prepare for that speech at all; I was completely massaging the donut.

Massaging The Donut by Orukum May 16, 2010

massaging 

To rub someone's body such has back feet and neck to be relaxed

My boyfriend is massaging my back to relax it after a stressful day at school.

massaging by Annagu14 April 22, 2016

Massaginist

A person who must stroke their own.. 'ego' because of how they treat woman.. Or alternatively, those of the opposite gender they identify with and or they falsely believe they are better than.

A hard core playa is often a massaginist.

Massaginist by Civildk November 19, 2017

crotch-massagingly

adverb: eliciting such a pleasurable response that one is forced to massage their crotch.

"Jessica Alba? She's crotch-massagingly hot!"
"I finished my term paper... it's crotch-massagingly comprehensive."

crotch-massagingly by AlexAtGT June 16, 2006

massaging kink 

When your partner massages the knots out of you back and the moans from pain turn them on.

"Oh yeah that guy was kinky, he had a massaging kink"
"No way, I'm so jealous!"

massaging kink by Dudethatsforshizuptheyinyang January 18, 2018